Twitter is penis
Could something named 'Twitter' get any sillier? Yes! Introducing Twitter is Penis.
Programming's Dirtiest Little Secret
Programming's Dirtiest Little Secret aka why you need to learn to touch type. If you read this and want to get started, then I highly recommend you pick yourself up a Das Keyboard (the ultimate version, not the pro one – why they started to make a version with key markings is really beyond me).