Jack sounds like a cock.
his proposal isn't even amusing - it's obvious and cliched. If you have ten grand to throw about, then spend a bit of money and pay someone a few hundred bucks to come up with a funny idea before you act like a dill hole on the Internet.
Tim Buckley of ctrlalt-del did a comic about it. Penny Arcade wrote some back slapping stuff about it too. Good on them.